• Me: Do you want the last piece of galbi?
• Dad: (eyeing it) If you're not going to eat it, sure... but you don't have to.
• Me: You can have it.
• Dad: (happily takes it) Don't misunderstand... this doesn't mean I like you or anything. I don't like you at all.
• Me: I know.
• Dad: Thank you and I don't like you.
• Me: I know.